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implications of story-telling

One word, snuff. As you can see here.

Why snuff? Because deaths make for a great story to most people, and certainly to Tauri whose every single last science fiction novel involves grimdark megadeaths and the apocalypse, with plenty of terrorism done by the Tauri.

In Tauri minds, deaths make for great stories. And the Tauri can't "own" a story unless the creator and rightful owner of the story is dead. So they murder the creator (this is why they are atheists) and then they get to be the "advocate" of their victim.

These are the only possible logical consequences of wanting to be the figurehead of STORIES THAT AREN'T YOURS. And once you realize that T000 is a figurehead of *stories that aren't theirs* then it becomes a lot less innocuous and harmless.

Every single Tauri story I've ever read has deaths, usually mass deaths, and usually rape too. There are no exceptions. Tauri are murderers that love death. The deaths are always casual and impersonal. Unless the Tauri murders them in a hair-trigger rage.

It's actually extremely rare for any porn story of any kind to have any kind of death. Unless they're Tauri stories. Because porn means low type conflict and non-porn means high type conflict. But Tauri simply love death.

And all claims to the contrary, there actually are plenty of stories that haven't got any death whatsoever, and the number is larger if you allow offscreen deaths because what happens offscreen doesn't count. But none of those stories are Tauri stories.

Tauri tell stolen stories. If Tauri were devil's advocates and the devil showed up to protest at the theft of their likeness, the Tauri would smarmily proclaim that THEY are appointed to be the devil's advocate and the devil should shut up.


Another implication is used car salesmen. Time Lords can be salesmen ... of brand new luxury cars. They may be reduced to selling used cars for a living but would be ashamed of it. Narcissists can be salesmen and even used car salesmen but would aim for something better. Not Tauri!

Tauri love the humbleness of the humble used car. They also absolutely love that the car HAS A STORY. A story which they'll proceed to tell you. The story won't be the truth but whatever, that doesn't matter, what matters is that it's a story and they get to tell it to you since the car can't do so on its own as it's ready to snuff it.

In the episode Faking It where a reverend (Tauri 010) becomes a used car salesman (Tauri 000) this in no way violated type. Neither did it violate type when an accountant became a surfer. Nor did it violate type when a choir girl became a punk rocker.

Car salesmen by type:

car factoryconcept carhigh end car
used carown carpimp car
factory carcar salesmanstolen car

The narcissist car salesman sells the car salesman, themselves especially.