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XeeleeAngelTime Lord

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Xeelee (formerly Judge)


Time Lord

Tauri (togetherness)

figurehead is storyteller of lame jokes to yes-menpreacher man has seen the light, children, the collective future (aka God), the solar disc
mercenary that toes the faultline is archeologist that digs up trash at his feet to sediment um cement itstraight bureaucrat sacrifices Angels for the Temporal Prime Directive because everything must have a cause especially in politics (eg, Picard killing Kirk to change the timeline in Generations)
flying artillery is a fool for every damsel in distresscharismatic man of duty
man of honor lives by the Laws of Honocrooked martyr

John McClane in Die Hard toed the line so hard his feet were bloody then he had to dig out broken glass from them. And in the movie he dug his way down through the skyscraper from top to bottom.

Tauri are conformists and presentists who believe themselves to be arbiters of reality. By which they mean consensus reality. They have ZERO notion of past and ZERO notion of future because those things are abstractions that by definition cannot exist in the present.

Since they're incapable of abstraction the only notions of past and future they possess are CONCRETE. Physical objects OF the past and OF the future that exist NOW. Those things are archeological artifacts and the Sun aka solar disc.

The only way Tauri have of understanding time is 1. as a stack of presents, 2. spatialized like Vernor Vinge's Zones of Thought universe, 3. a multiplicity of timelines, a togetherness of "quantum universes" as occurs in Stargate and TNG. All of these rape the concept of time.

Scifi (not science-fiction) quantum physics is the Tauri interpretation of quantum physics. Lowest common denominator. Tauri like low class.

Slave (paying costs or laziness)

peeping tom monkey hides and skulks while miladying in his fedora hat since manners are the glue that hold Xeelee and Psychopath in half-measures and closes his eyes! wide shut to avoid collecting bad memories or seeing anything more than he absolutely has to, things he knows absolutely he can handle like Superman can handle mere mortals because he is oh so sensitive and weak! while covering his assuncle tom follows his master into death like the faithful dog he is
conspiracist trash collector hoards worthless unsaleable "treasure" from prying eyes and collects paychecks to help himself since nobody else will and your dirty deeds to ensure his paychecks so he can buy things if ... the price. is. right!the bunnies (ski, sex) aka courtesan sells indulgences to clients on a generous basis ("you want to fuck your mother? many therapists say incest is normal". What exactly is wrong with wine, women and whores anyways? Stop worrying! HIV and malarial mosquitos aren't a big deal. More intelligent Xeelee and Angel women will take care of us anyways, it's not like our daughters worry about being drained of their life's blood.
the little people are derivatives of the big narcissist and the invisible bitch of every bigger dicked shemale but smurfs aren't the ones who will break the ring that must be broken they'll only do their little bit while hoping the fellowship breaks up somehowomega man won't lift a finger until everyone else is dead since it's all a bad dream in the never-ending story of stagnation, but after thinking of it very patiently he'll realize the circle is a lie! that must and can't be broken to return to domesticity
SO HUNGRY world-eater can't tell friend from foe and attacks the weak like a fat pi-eater who worships the circle of life and wheel of fortunequitter tells you to stop it with kittenish claws until he quits caring but he'll quit quitting any day now or quit eating and quit moving so you can quit it, yeah quit complaining! and quit panicking too!

is too lazy to

have a lifethink
work hardfeel bad
fight with foodcare

Too lazy to bother includes too lazy to bother anyone else. So Frodo Baggins, one of the little people, is too lazy to bother anyone else with the task of getting the ring to Mordor. Then he fucks it up.

Too lazy to feel bad includes too lazy to make others feel bad or allow them to feel bad.

"Why feel bad when I can just sell you this indulgence for your sins for a low affordable price. Or how about this snake oil? Everyone should feel happy because there are easy solutions for all our problems!"

So, expanded out we have,

Yes, a whole personality type devoted to laziness. There's a reason I went around for a couple years convinced they had no souls. They're too lazy to have personalities so adopt others' from around them.

Freak (finite volumes)

RWA (punishment)

whiny grousing (un)dead stomps and crushes you to make you grouse while worrying about feces and connecting with mommy in the void of the gravecastrator prevents growth
idiot overcompensator is taken in hand and told what to do to earn steady promotionscompressor aka angel wing breaker joins the Klan
vigilante kills (the good mood of) runaways eating up the night (klingons in space) while watching over the babes (wee bairns) cause _he'll be there_the subjugator has a fresh start after having been driven like a slave and getting a few masochistic little thrills
fubar is last survivor avenging the dead and eating the living to survive, one or both in ecstatic pleasurexenophobe voyages back to his shit home which he made using his own two hands and guts

R000 stories are terrible. An aura of death and undeath clings to them, nothing could possibly live in their world. The protagonist describes everything as either Freak vs Not Freak. Mind you, R111 writes perfectly acceptable stories. And T000 writes facepalm cringeworthiness. And S000 writes complete cringeworthiness, and S101's are unreadable vomit. Battlefield Earth was more watchable than they're readable.

R100 Dobby the House Elf irons his ears whenever he fails. Armsmaster (Worm) spends time in the lab upgrading himself with cybernetics whenever he fails. Geordie LaForge got a visor that lets him see 10 times the human visual spectrum at the cost of constant headaches because he was born blind.