Judge | Angel | Time Lord |
Tauri | Slave | Freak |
RWA | Narcissist | Psychopath |
See the other typologies.
figurehead | preacher man |
mercenary that toes the line | straight bureaucrat |
flying artillery | charismatic man of duty |
man of honor | crooked martyr |
peeping tom | uncle tom |
conspiracist treasure hoarder | the bunnies (ski, sex) aka courtesan |
the little people | omega man |
world-eater | quitter |
is too lazy to
have a life | think |
work hard | feel bad |
bother | move |
fight with food | care |
Too lazy to bother includes too lazy to bother anyone else. So Frodo Baggins, one of the little people, is too lazy to bother anyone else with the task of getting the ring to Mordor. Then he fucks it up.
Too lazy to feel bad includes too lazy to make others feel bad or allow them to feel bad.
"Why feel bad when I can just sell you this indulgence for your sins for a low affordable price. Or how about this snake oil? Everyone should feel happy because there are easy solutions for all our problems!"
1. 000 wants desperately to be lazy but can't figure out how, is oh so sensitive because that's the prereq to having no effect on reality, being able to detect your effects 2. 100 is desperate to be lazy themselves and can afford to do this and no more 3. 101 is hardcore lazy like a fucking hobbit or harry potter, does nothing unless pushed 4. 001 can only afford the very minimal laziness for themselves, eating, or can't afford any laziness at all and goes high energy in order to afford others the laziness of death 5. 010 has figured out the minimal laziness of turning off their mind by being a slave and letting someone else shut the entire world out making it insignificant and taking care of them 6. 110 has enough laziness and leeway to help others be lazy, patron of the lazy 7. 111 the archangel of laziness, he figures out how to make everyone else around him lazy even if they think they can't be, calculates a victory over effort 8. 011 can no longer afford laziness for anyone but themselves so digs in and drags their heels against the horrible specter of effort
Yes, a whole personality type devoted to laziness.
grouser | castrator |
idiot overcompensator | compressor aka angel wing breaker (eg, KKK member, hangman) |
vigilante | the subjugator |
debt collector | xenophobe |
Dobby the House Elf irons his ears whenever he fails. Armsmaster (Worm) spends time in the lab upgrading himself with cybernetics whenever he fails. Geordie LaForge got a visor that lets him see 10 times the human visual spectrum at the cost of constant headaches because he was born blind.